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If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf
Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol
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The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.
These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.
Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"
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A phrase to use when your significant other is being extremely annoying, a bitch, or bugging on the daily. It's great for any situation in which your significant other's actions are sub par to how you'd want to be treated. It's all about empowerment and making the user of the phrase feel strong and that they have the power to tear up some serious shit at the club.
Daquan: "Bro, my girl has been nagging me none stop lately."
Jim: "I'm sorry, man. That sucks."
Daquan: "It's cool. If she buggin', I'm clubbin'."
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A different way (I guess) of expressing: "know what i'm saying"
Looked about like tha Coke machine wuz blowin' er sumpin'...know what i'm screaming?
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Used to express pomposity or in any situation that it can be invoked.
Comes from Dave Chappelle's show. In context it was and can still be hilariously funny, but the phrase is now one of the biggest cliches of the decade.
"Man, you rock."
"That's right. I'm Rick James, bitch."
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An expression to mean that you're not doing anything at the moment.
Josh: Yohann, what you up to?
Yohann: I'm not listening to rocket man
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Man f*ck you,
I'm gon cut you,
No! I'm gon cut you
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