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Making a cup of tea for yourself without offering a cup of tea to any other residents or guests.
Fergal committed an irish betrayal against Mary yesterday. I can't believe they are still talking after that slight.
When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood
My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard
A classic navy blazer, white dress shirt, and khakis.
I can wear my Irish 3 piece suit to grad party’s, funerals, formals, or court.
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The act of getting with an Irish fire croth, and eating a chalupa out of her butthole.
I did a red irish peacock with misty
When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.
My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!