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A bitch with big feet and a big ol heart
girl #1 : EW JACOB
girl #2 : he’s got such a big Dick!
the kind of guy who will take your virginity in a parking lot and cheat on you shortly afterwards
friend 1: that guy is hot
friend 2: careful, that’s jacob
friend 1: oh f*ck
Big nose and only gets the hoes.
Jacob has the biggest nose in the world, he should be in the world record books for biggest nose.
Jacob is a handsome young nice man, he’s normally got brown hair and mostly blue or green eyes. Jacob’s very passive towards friends always smiles and shows his good kind side. When looking for friends he struggles a bit to talk but it doesn’t stop him from trying. To his family he’s lovely but sometimes can be very annoying to get attention. Also he can get very angry when play video games, this can turn him into saying nasty things towards family and peers. Finally he has a huge 10 inch whale cock that pleasures anyone who dares to try it, it’s a madness when any girl gets on that bed.
“Jacob is the bestest friend who will ever meet, you’ll regret him if you let him go.”
Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!