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not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.
If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!
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A person who has God level instinct all the time or sometime.
Roger is Instinct Jesus; he escaped a life-threatening accident.
A drink consisting of three shots of Jagermeister with a floater of Chartreuse
Bartender, I'd like me another Jesus Jimmy please
religious, but too religious. meet at hipster coffee shops and talk about israel and jesus over coffee.
i saw jesus groupies talking about jesus with every word being jesus.
Some guy named Jeusu? Is called uno Jesus? I guess.... Top G? nah, Top J.
Yo he's uno Jesus. Mans about to get crucified still but nah... Uno, you, you will die for your sins. He is Uno Jesus!
Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.