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Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.
Did you see the size of his anaconda? Every jordan has an anaconda.
Jordans are very Buff,strong and dominant people,one finger of a jordan is equivelent to 50 pounds worth of strength.Jordans can hurt you easily if they wanted
hes strong he must train with jordan
Jordan can you get me buff like you
Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.
Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??
Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg
Jordan’s can be funny at times but can very annoying and do not know how to shut up and can take things too far. Jordan’s like to body shame people and acts like she has the body of Kim kardashian. Jordan’s think they are THAT BITCH when they actually are not. Jordan’s can be alright friends but need to learn when to not be needy
Person 1: is that Jordan?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: I heard she likes to body shame people
Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.
Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan
Jordan is a fat, retarted, below average height, and the type of person you suspect to be a nazi. He does not know what grass is and favors his dad's cock.
He's such a loser!
What a Jordan!
The biggest bitch in the whole world. Man will AWAYS find a way to DESTROY your rep/life or the dumbest/offensive shit ever and will say it was "A jOkE".
Jordan: "what is the outfit??? Your just asking for it Angi!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"