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Jordan

Jordan is the name of a hoe.

Oh you talking bout that nigga Jordan, oh he for everybody.

by Dori.ii November 24, 2021


Jordan

Jordan is a sexy beast and absolute legend with a massive penis. He is so well known for his massive penis in fact, that everyone wants to get it in their mouth. Everyday, thousands of boys and girls alike, across the globe scream “JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!” And then tragically die because they couldn’t handle the wrath of Jordan’s penis. Jordans fall in love with Neds around the age of 13. They will then proceed to create thousands of baby Jordans and Neds every day.

“JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH, THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!”

by Idk12534 October 3, 2022


Jordan

A dark skinned induvial or loved friend

Wassup my jordan you looking fresh

by Nitsa42069 April 8, 2021


Jordan

a retarded albino that throws finns in the bush at lunch

Jordan is a stupid cunt

by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020


Jordan

a man who has been through a lot, and is nonchalant at first but will begin to open up as time goes by he's a very caring man on the inside and notices alot even if it seems he doesn't care

I love Jordan Turner for life <3

by capposzn May 10, 2022


Jordan

A Jordan may seem like a loving and charming young man...but hes not. Hell real you in qith his dark brown eyes, but dont fall for them. He seems sweet and nice right...but those lips arent..ugh dont kiss those. But dont let a Jordan trick you.

A Jordan is just someone who is for fun and games.

by ._therealone_. July 6, 2018


Jordan

a hot person who deserves the world with some screws loose in their head and fun to be around often overthinks and is addicted to validation from others they are a very loving person with a big heart and keep their issues to themselves people think their shy yet they make risky decisions on the daily and love being in company of others they don’t want others to worry even in the darkest of times and always tries to help everyone

everyone needs a jordan in their life they’re the best friend you could ever ask for

jordan is hot!

by lalalllaaaa November 23, 2021