Make out with you girlfriend day <3
July 5th is Make out with you girlfriend day <3
I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.
National argue with your girlfriend/boyfriend day
its july 5th babe i wanna argue with you for no reason because its july 5th.
July 26th,
Nadine was born on this day and made the world a better place. This day is about nadine, and only nadine ! On this day we celebrate her existence will tell her and wish her a happy birthday because it was the day nadine was born, nadine’s birth ! And other people having their birthdays on this day should postpone it because it's NADINE'S DAY ONLY
"what is july 26th?"
"IT'S NADINE'S DAY"
FUCK YOUR S/O DAY! the perfect time, day, and moment to fuck you s/o if you have one, go crazy!
„Its July 26th, havent ya heard? go get that pussy bro!”
you cant nut starting july 5 to july 30
yo bro its no nut july dont nut!