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i just put my dick up there

It means that you had sex. You normally say it when it is you first time having sex and getting rid of your Virginity and throw away that sex doll

'last night I just put my dick up there and it felt wonderful '

by Master. Bates July 11, 2017

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big dady just like ur mom

a guy who picks his nose and is a stupid cry baby and a f***** moron

big dady just like ur mom

by u a a f d t w f y l a s m w a May 23, 2019

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I just thought you should know...

Did the teacher forget to assign homework?

Was your neighbor complaining about overgrown hedges?

I just thought you should know(IJTYSK) will ALWAYS be there to relay these messages!

IJTYSK is typically used as a preceding comment, meant to soften the blow of inevitable bad news.

Usage of IJTYSK as a trailing comment is not uncommon, thought more in line with southern classic "Bless your heart"

"Class dismissed!"

"I just thought you should know...you didn't assign weekend homework"

"I just finished my first 5k!"

"I just thought you should know...over 5 million people run a 5k at least once a month."

"This restaurant is great, the owner is so friendly."

"I just thought you should know...he doesn't pay his taxes and cheats on his wife."

"I just made an entry in to the Urban Dictionary!"

"I just thought you should know...anybody can add anything to Urban Dictionary, it's not an accomplishment. It's like bragging that you got accepted to Facebook."

by Jack from Sacramento September 7, 2018

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dude, I'm totally just testing.

wordThat/word how this works?

Negativo.

by No need for a name October 2, 2003

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i was just dropping the kids off at the pool

been for a poo

where were you?

i was just dropping the kids off at the pool!!!

by Dudette!! August 14, 2009

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I Like Things Just the Way They Are

I like things just the way they are
Don't redefine marriage, you're going too far
Life begins as a precious stem cell
I know how to empty that jail
'Cause I'm done paying your sorry rent
Time for some more capital punishment

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like things just the way they were
You could smoke in restaurants and wear fur
You shoot some men up into space
And everyone knew their rightful place
We won wars and we stood strong
We knew what was right and what was wrong

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like cool country mornings
Spray cheese in my mouth
Let's keep everything pure
Just like the South

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

Yeah, I like things
Just the way they are

by Death Menace June 29, 2022

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Why Are We Still Here...Just to Suffer

What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.

Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*

Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."

America: *Elects Creepy Joe*

Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."

by Someone who kinda exists August 13, 2021

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