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lights camera ghostbusters!

On the Universal Studios mug, someone decided it was necessary to put the word GHOSTBUSTERS! after camera instead of Action! And it pisses me off.

Lights, Camera, Ghostbusters! Jaws, King Kong, Nickelodeon Studios, Earthquake, Action

by Cds January 18, 2004

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Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

by polarbigi March 14, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


2000 light years away

a song on the Kerplunk! album from Green Day, written for Adrienne Armstrong, Billie Joe's wife.

A song about how Billie and Adrienne had just started talking and dating and she had to leave to go back to the other side of the country while he toured.

He was sad and wished to be with her.

I wish I had a boyfriend who wrote me a song like 2000 light years away.

by rreenfay March 13, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Traffic Light Grand Prix

The act whereby motorcyclists lane-split to the front of a set of lights then race each other when the lights go green.

A way to make the daily commute more interesting.

Man that viffer really dominated at the Traffic Light Grand Prix this morning!

by Tumbles June 27, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Who Turned Out The Lights?

the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.

Asshole: Iโ€™m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???๐Ÿค“
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.

by pantaking69 July 1, 2022

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The Ambulance has got it's lights on

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .

For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on

by Quantum Leaper June 5, 2010


Red Light District Hair

Hair that has been tousled to the point that it looks as if the person afflicted has just left the Red Light District. The condition generally affects males. Sometimes referred to as RLDH, for short.

Girl: After making out for awhile on my couch last night, he got some serious Red Light District hair.
Friend: Cute.

by snizzlepoof June 24, 2010

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