docker mouth

to give oral pleasure to your boss, and occasionally his dress pants (dockers) may get in your mouth

Bro 1: Did you hear what Maddie did to Mr. Williams?
Bro 2: No, not a clue.
Bro 1: She needed a raise so she blew him.
Bro 2: No shit, did she get a case of docker mouth?
Bro 1: Yea a whole zipper.

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Slave mouth

when you got aWhen you got all that cornbread in your mouth and no water to drink it down with. Similar to dry-mouth.

That nigga got slave mouth like a motha fucka

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clarry mouth

Soreness in the mouth, gums and teeth from overusing the highest registers on a clarinet with not enough rest between practice sessions. "Clarry"=clarinet.

This conductor is a sadist! I wish I didn't have so many high notes to play: I'm starting to get clarry mouth!

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Camel Mouth

When a person under the influence of cocaine moves their mouth and tongue around like a camel, due to numbness.

What did you say? I was focusing on your camel mouth.

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Cotton Mouth

An excessive amount of sheep jizz in the mouth

Jenny sucked on billys the lambs Knob. He came and now Jenny has a cotton mouth.

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Semen Mouth

When you awake from sleeping with a cold to find that you have drooled so profusely out your mouth during the night that your spit has turned to a white crust around your mouth with bits of sticky, white, congealed spit hanging off your lips. It also describes the terrible, terrible, taste that you experience upon waking up. Deep throat bonus if you wake up with a sore throat too.

"Shit, did somebody rape me in my sleep? Wait... it's just semen mouth."

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South Mouth

The Southern Orifice, located in the Umbral Frat Slopes of Boulder. Concocted by the unholy breed of Boulder Stoners, the South Mouth chicken wings possess the most varied and potent flavors known to mortal senses. According to the Tablets of Minionbach, The South Mouth wings possess the ability to cleanse the soul of the consumer of their sins, allowing them to cross the corrupted plains of Los Alamos, and access the portal to the Chet Pit

The Portal to the Chet Pit is within the Los Alamos labs. The only artifact that will allow you to pass through the corrupted plains, unmutated, is the Ancient Wings of South Mouth.

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