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Mouth to ass ratio

The accumulation of shit in one's digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. Accumulation for not giving the ass enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.

Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"

by Caribbean Jim July 09, 2013


German Pornstars' Mouth

A term describing someone as Full of Shit

they ought to call you a german pornstars' mouth; because you're full of shit.

by Snode January 31, 2023


Dead Fish Mouth

A girl or a guy who doesn't enjoy giving oral. They leave their mouth open and don't suck or move their tongue.

By not doing anything with their mouth or tongue, the other person is getting no enjoyment out of receiving head.

She just wasn't into the bj, I might as well just have stuck my wang in a large mouth bass, woulda felt the same. I hate when I get bad head, damn dead fish mouth girl!

by Dex Doom December 20, 2013


Swiss Army Mouth

A person who has so much metal (braces, retainer, etc.) in his or her mouth, that they are seen to have a "swiss army mouth".

Man #1: Hey, did you see that waitress? She's got huge cans!
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.

by Alyoyo August 09, 2011


benga nut mouth

The term used to describe the state of somebody's mouth after they kiss a girl that got nutted into 3 times in row my benya. The only cure for BNM(benga nut mouth) is suicide.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Aidan?
Person 2: What happend?
Person 1: He got benga nut mouth
Person 2: oh shit *cocks gun* time to put that fucker out of his misery

by Benga nut mouth March 04, 2019


Mouth-wrestle

a hard passionate kissing session that may leave one feeling a little bruised.

We went to the cinema and the had a bit of a Mouth-wrestle in the car before he dropped me off.

by Hatchet-Face May 19, 2012


Short Mouth

Speaking in short hand

Can't short mouth for can not

by Sola412 March 08, 2015