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matt wang

Matt Wang is an amazing guy. He’s funny, nice and loves the booty. He has amazing eyes and is just such a good person.

I wish I had a Matt Wang...

by Bigbootyboi1 April 11, 2018


Matt Falls

A guy who treats his friends bad.

Matt Falls is an asshole

by afrikanbitch October 29, 2017


MATT Z

The most cancerous piece of shit player on runescape thinks he is good at vorago but is complete trash, gets out dpsed by the bomb tank as a dps and despite owning a noxious staff is a spud cunt and uses a wand of cywir elves with virtus book. No-one will ever pvm with him ever again if they want decent team. His ingame name is current tinderfella

Even with 120 invention I still can't invent a way to make Matt Z good at runescape.

by Tinder king Matt June 12, 2016


Matt kohrs

When you trade based off buying “rips” or FOMO rather then buying when a stock is trading at its lows while averaging down.

Hey so $APE was trading at $0.60 so I ignored it but when It ripped I Matt Kohrs’d.

by Stonkybat May 10, 2023


Matt A

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other

Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

(<3 U)

by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 2, 2023


Matt Hazard

An extremely cool person, specifically reserved for Matthew Nissen

Damn here comes Matt Nissen

No bro hes MATT HAZARD

by MATT HAZARD September 15, 2010


Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.

Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!

by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020