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When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic
Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence
Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth
Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid, Mattalisks the beast or Moist Thigh Kid. He likes when his thighs are moist.
My thighs are Matt Campbell!
The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school
“omg he’s totally a matt helms”
This bloke rubs his large belly either circular motion or patting.
HomeBush will blow you away with the amount of Hot wind 🌬️ he dribbles
MATT HOMEBUSH "That's what the Bushman Reackons"
Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon
OMG MATT KUHL MAKES MY INSIDES HURT