Sort your neck out

As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..

Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again!

Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else

(Gaffer enters)

Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh

!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!

get a ___________ neck gaiter and mug.

has anyone actually got one of those

get a get a ___________ neck gaiter and mug. neck gaiter and mug.

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

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rich from the neck up

Used of someone who is living beyond their means. Their wealth is purely in their head and implicit in their attitude.

She can't afford the rent and just bought herself a state-of-the-art computer system on credit. She's rich from the neck up.

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks da Information Superhighway might be a good place to hunt fr road kill.

bubba: mmmnn...boy howdy, these chips are good
htrn: hang on an i'll go back out an scrape some more off da road fur ya

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs.

bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin.

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Blow her neck Out

When a girl gives a guy head and he cums in her mouth so hard she chokes on it.

Joe blew Lauras neck out last night.

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