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Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

by Agentsmith1111 January 10, 2022


wet noodle

pussy asian or dick

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle

by jac******* March 15, 2022


Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 25, 2021


noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks

Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend

by Lil Blitz April 12, 2018


noodle state

After several rounds in hot sauna (>212°F) and hole in the ice (>32°F) combo giving ultimate relaxation. Another description is 'legal high'.

My sauna is hot and I sawed a hole in the ice. Want to reach the noodle state?

by SaunaSherpa October 30, 2024


Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025


Not My Noodles

When a situation or problem is of none of your concern.

Well, that's your problem. Not my noodles...

by threeleggedcentaur April 22, 2023