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like the word, poom but it's basically a cuss.
shut the fuck up you poomba fish!
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A coded and secret phrase for publicly communicating the fact that a given male particularly enjoys cunnilingus, or eating pussy.
Brian: So I heard that Trevor is getting pretty into fish, huh?
Dave: Oh yeah, big fish guy.
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The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
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Named after the McDonald’s burger, Filet o’ Fish, the Fellatio Fish is when a woman’s vaginal district is too smelly, similar to that odour of a fish, that you do not want to go anywhere near it and would rather her felate you instead.
Mike: “ay bruh did you hit it last night”
Twiz: “nah bruh she hasn’t showered in weeks. I had to get some of that Fellatio Fish”
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When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.
Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"
Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."
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This is where you kill someone soak them in shampoo and stick a fishing rod up their pussy.
I did the old shampoo fishing to your girl
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Like the motor boat when one places their face in someones cleavage, only this is done with your hand.
With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.
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