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The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."
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Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.
Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.
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A time one proclaims that they are ready for the job and task ahead.
Ted Kennedy says Barack Obama will be ready to be President from day one.
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The risen one will save us from the evil one.
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A girl that has stuck with you since the beginning
Andrea and D were disgusted by the golden shower video Charlie shared in their group text, but they still talk to him because they are his Bae One's.
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It's the rape difficulty in the game payday 2. You'll get swarmed by Zeal-Cloakers, Zeal-Dozer, and skull masked assholes that'll down you in no time. You can be downed only once.
Dummy1:"I wanna try one down"
Dummy2:"No you don't. It'll rape you."
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In engineering culture, "plus one" is used to indicate agreement to a stated position, usually used during a sprint retrospective; emphasis takes the form of "plus N+1", where `$N>0 and $N<∞`, with the only acceptable (unobnoxious) form being "plus 2". The written form is always expressed in shorthand, or "+N", where `$N>0`.
"We can incentivize engineers, to write documentation, by making it a requirement of user story acceptance". Most of the ops team muttered "plus one" and went back to ignoring the PM; the mostly invisible technical writer, Stu, sat up and shrieked "plus a million" and then shrunk under the glare of the few frontend developers that bothered showing up.
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