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What happens when you have a beer summit with someone to
settle your differences and you give them a beer kiss as a final
apology.
John and Jim had a beer summit to settle a football
bet. During the summitt, John gave Jim a beer kiss and all was forgotten.
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short for: beer cavity
(n) a cavity in one's tooth as a result of too much beer drinking and not enough tooth brushing.
Molly: Hey Kara, wanna kick it after school?
Kara: I would, but I have to go to the dentist to get my beer cav filled! I'm definitely bringing a tooth brush to our next party!
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The time spent pissing while u r drinking.
Drunk #1: Where's Dave?
Drunk #2: He's between beers right now.
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A local business that sells beer by the cases.
Hey I'm gonna run to the beer distributor to grab a case of budlight.
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A glass (or pitcher) of beer topped off with tomato juice. Sometimes called a "big red". Popular in Nebraska.
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Partly drunken beers left on tables overnight after parties. Preferably in plastic cups. Or left out for several days or even weeks or months. Possibly with cigarette butts in them. Possibly growing things too. Turning green or red.
Also the smell of old beers. Possibly also including the leftover smell on humans that persists even after they have showered.
The fraternity basement was disgusting. It is already Wednesday and there are still mung beers everywhere.
No matter how long I am away I can still remember the smell of mung beer.
You smell like mung.
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Getting someone drunk to get information
I'm gonna have to beer board him to find out the truth about my girl.
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