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when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)
Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis
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when siblings make a pizza by jizzing on it pissing on it vomiting own it and shiting on it
man me and your sister made an alabama pizza slice
The act of shating on raw pizza dough and forming it into the shape of pizza rolls, and feeding it to your "loved" one. Of course after cooking it properly.
"Damn Jackie, those were some good Tennessee pizza rolls!!"
Something that ree kid said on VR chat while dying.
Can I have some Tortilla Pizza roles
A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen
The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.
a: yo i got french bread pizza
b: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The infinite pizza theorem is the proposition that, given any circle (particularly a pizza), a slice directly in the middle of the circle will create two half circles of 181° total. This occurs when you split two degrees on opposite sides of the circle, creating two extra half degrees on either end of the half circle. The infinite pizza theorem is one of the more plausible solutions to world hunger, next to mass genocide.
I used the infinite pizza theorem to make 180 pizzas into 181!