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A hella cool song from the awesome punk band, The Offspring.
Has one of the coolest bass grooves you'll ever hear.
Full title: Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)
Billy: "Hey, you know that song Come Out and Playby The Offspring!?"
Bob: "Hell yeah, of course!"
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Flirt extremely hard with someone, when you clearly know you don't like the person you are flirting with.
Holding someone's hands, and kissing their cheeks, but not going further, and making a dude really anxious for something to happen. Then you realize they are trying to play with your heart
Ex 2: Danielle who likes to play with your heart
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When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.
After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.
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Self gratification, to masturbate with ones self,male or female,play with my monkey
Damn that girl is hot,hang on a minute buddy,I'm going to go "Play with my Monkey" real quick!!
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A move by a greedy person or corporation or higher entity to rip you or a consumer off by making them buy or pay an extortionate fee for some bullshit that they didn't want or agreed to sign up for.
1. Joe: Hey Bob did you hear that Bank of America will soon be charging you a monthly fee for having a checkings account?
Bob: Yeah i heard that too on Yahoo, you would think that those cheap bastards would be in fine shape with having just laid off 30,000 workers but i guess the CEO still isn't satisfied with his all time high personal benefits...
Joe: Yeah that is such a Jewish Power Play from those greedy bastards.
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A great little town. Where all you need is a Dollar General and a Yoder's building supply for when you need to go out and get something. Peaceful and quiet but also beautiful. You can enjoy nice walks out in open fields, go fishing at BeaverDam Lake, and even visit the Fair Play beach. A good place to live with lots of nice people too. Fair Play is a great place.
MAN: I live in Westminster. Where do you live?
WOMAN: I live in Fair Play, SC.
MAN: Man, I wish I lived there...
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Playing Mormon baseball refers to the extremely mild "sexual" acts that Mormons engage in with each other, such as, but not limited to:
Eye contact, light banter, holding hands (NO INTERLACING FINGERS! THAT'S FOR SLUTS AND WHORES), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.
I could hear Elder Drew and Sharron playing Mormon baseball last night in the other room. I think they were watching 19 Kids and Counting on the couch together!
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