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It's when you are up all night on call, completely dehydrated, and your breath is foul as shit. And as you handover to the morning team, flecks of tartar just spray out but you don't care because you're post-call.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I just mouth-farted on your face because I have post-call breath."
What happens after eating beans or spicy food.
After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.
When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.
“Bruh...what did you eat?”
“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”
What your mental health has become in post-covid worktopia
Where is the dignity of real office work? Worktopia is deadly to your post-covid health
Experiencing a surge of reality entering your system upon smashing or breaking something in a fit of video game related rage. Usually turns into despair depending on the value of the destroyed item.
Gavin: "FUCK!!" *BANG! CRSHMPH....*
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
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Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"
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a broad and blissful smile after one tremendous or multiple orgasms smile
wherever I go I see your post-O smile....
Contrary to Post-nut clarity, Post-Orgasmic rage sends the victim into a state of pure unbridled violence and rage, one which usually ends up with someone having their head slammed through a wall.
Person 1: Hey did you have Post-Orgasmic rage last night?
Person 2: Hell yah! I totally took a bat and whacked that chick in the head!