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Originating in Russia, obviously, from a disgruntled baker in the early 1900's and an overly-kinky wife, this act has two variations,both very close in similarity.
The first has the male getting excited and eventually letting loose his business into the woman's, or man's, nostrils, all from one load. The next has the person letting his soul in liquid form into one nostril, then waiting for the shotgun to reload and shooting into the other nostril.
I pulled out the Double Russian Nose Plug at my book club last night.
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The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
He gave her hot pink russian earmuffs last night!
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(Let's just call it Ricks (RKES) for short) The form of love making in which you and your partner have sex inside of a giant Russian coat with jumper cables attached to each others nipples, as well has riding a slip and slide at the same time.
Guy 1: My girl wanted to do the Russian Kangaroo Electric Slide. Psht, yeah, like i'm gonna put jumper cables on my nips.
When you have to piss badly like a Russian Racehorse
I gotta piss like a Russian Racehorse.
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little russian female whores with bug eyes that use males for their money and dont really love them.
they are only in the relationship for security, gifts, and sex.
sometimes the russian even wishes the male that "purchased" her is someone else and tries to change him into who she wants him to be.
Dude! I found this hot russian mail order bride looking girl, shes so hot! She even picks out my clothes for me and makes me buy her things. She must love me!
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A crappy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.
Lorenzo: "T-Bone, toss me a can of beer!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"
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Olga wants dick means that a woman named Olga is wanting sexual activity from a man. A man preferably named Andrei.
Bitch 1. Did you hear Olga wants Russian dick
Bitch 2. I had that once it was WAY to small for me
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