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The brown circle around your cornhole. Many mistake it as shit stains, but no need to worry, it is natural. Push your finger in and find the secret filling inside. The rusty ring donut is also the breakfast choice of many queers and prison inmates.
Mrs. Weathers who is the ultimate cunt-slut stated that she loves the taste of a warm creamy rusty ring donut when she has a nice hot Dickin's Cider.
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A cum stain left on a couch or clothing which has been there for weeks
"Phil don't sit there" phil-"why" jack-"there is a 'rusty wank stain' there"
This condition occurs when a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle, suffers from severe hygiene issues. This leaves a scent of copper which can be smelled without trying. Also, it creates a rust colored lining in the persons underwear, therefor creating the appearance of a copper bottom.
That girl ain't showered in so long that I can smell the wishing well in Rusty Copper bottoms jockeys!
When you walk by someone and let out a fart, and you unintentionally shit your pants.
I was walking in the mall and tried to crop dust an old man but sharted my pants and ended up giving my self a rusty crop-duster.
This only happens once a year, usually on the fourth of July. A man and a woman join in sexual relations, and the man dips his man meat in caramel and he puts it in the freezer and waits for the caramel to harden. Then the woman lays on the floor and the man gets running start, then at full speed he rams the woman in her shitnozzle. He will then proceed to push the woman around on her face, thus the name "Rusty-crusty bulldozer".
My girlfriend is all pissy now cuz she got rugburn when i gave her the Rusty-crusty bulldozer.
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A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.
Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?
Jake: Hell yeah, I rusty bike pumped her.
Greg: Nice.
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