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Umm... two pieces of delicious chocolate-ness with ice cream in the middle sold at grocery stores??
(a definition not involving ass-fucking or shit-and-ejaculation-eating for once)
Yummy, my mother brought me home an ice cream sandwich. And no, it didn't have shit nor cum on it.
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After kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.
Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?
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Annoying conversation with a girl, typically a girlfirend.
Dude, I got caught in Shit Butter Sandwich for over an hour and I was late to work!
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A snack described in the movie UHF (1989), starring "Weird Al" Yankovic
Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.
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A sandwich from KFC consisting of bacon, cheese, and thousand island dressing in between two pieces of chicken (fried or grilled). The sandwich has no bun, and has received extremely large amounts of controversy from various health groups. However, although the sandwich has 1,300 mg of sodium, about half of one's daily value, it does not have as much calories or fat as chicken sandwiches from Burger King or McDonald's. Also surprising, the grilled version of the sandwich actually has 50 mg more sodium than the crispy. Although not the healthiest choice one can make, it is certainly not the worst fast food item one may eat.
My wife thought I was crazy when I ordered the Double Down Sandwich at KFC, but it tasted delicious and wasn't too bad for me.
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Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.
That San Jose Sandwich last night was awesome!
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The sandwich game is a highly addictive obsession practiced by people everywhere. Once you introduce your friends to the sandwich game, eating sandwiches in the precence of eachother will never be the same again. The official rules are online, but here is a condesed form for easy reading.
1. In the event that you see a sandwich with nothing adamant on top of it, you must punch it.
2. If you are eating a sandwich, you must cover it with an adamant object if it is not in your hands. Otherwise, it may be subject to punching.
3. You cannot punch the sandwich if it has an object on it, the owner is holding it, or the owner does not know the rules of the Sandwich Punching Game.
4. The game begins when the owner of the sandwich takes a bite out of said sandwich, cuts it, or dismembers it in any way.
Joelle: I just made a delicious sandwich! *takes a bite out of it* Oh, shit, I need to go do something over there! *leaves the unprotected sandwich on the table*
Tony: SANDWICH PUNCH! *punches sandwich*
Joelle: You're such a fucking assbucket, Tony.
Tony: Sandwich punch game!
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