Slap ass day
Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)
"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"
Bash a SWAMP DONKEY day!!!
It's on this day, 16th September..that once a year that you can go out and bash swamp donkeys for any reason at all..
Hey it's the 16th September. U know what that means.? Yeah it bash a swamp donkey day..
september 29th is national hold hands with ur crush day .
"omg! its september 29th im gonna hold hands with james charles"
September 29th national hold hands with your crush day
"omg! its September 29th I'm gonna hold hands with Dora."