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After a long night of drinking your girl starts to feel dizzy after having sex and runs into the bathroom to throw up. As she’s being over to throw up you continue to bang her from behind.
Last night i got the sunny side up special with my ex. she was so wasted.
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Other side of the rainbow, is when someone is on crazy drugs!
Dude! That guy who wrote "Alice in Wonderland" was totally on the other side of the rainbow
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the silliest craziest most gansta hip hoppinest spankalicious gangsta rappas in the universe. step off biatch
yo man, i just got jumped by deez crazy ass gangstas yo. the West Side Tricks man, dey urr danguurrous
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A song meant to be satire but quickly became the modern version of Yankee Doodle
John: "Have you ever listened to the modern Yankee Doodle?"
Alex: "Hell yeah, Keep Your Rifle By Your Side"
In the south, some grocery stores have attached liquor stores with their own entrances. Oddly enough a lot of the liquor store entrances are to the right of the grocery store entrance.
"I'm going to the right side of Winn-Dixie to get some 'tater juice."
Translated:
"I'm going to the Winn-Dixie liquor store to get a fifth of vodka."
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best way to satisfy 4 fags at one time.
"those fags botherin you? flip that chair over and RUN!!!"
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To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).
1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.
2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!
Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
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