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See loser or fag. One with very little knowledge of real music, usually people who want to look cool, and usually are nerds.
Ping is a Linkin Park fan because he wants to act cool. Too bad his glasses are as thick as a wall and he wears pants up to his belly-button.
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Someone who likes to spend so long having sex that parts start chaffing and turning red. Named after a famous Baseball team who took so damn long to win people had DIED waiting for them.
Red Sox fans are people who believe that their inability to climax makes them great lovers as opposed to tedious ones.
"Oh my God, he kept going on and on, a total Red Sox fan!"
"No way!"
"Way! And you know what? Afterwards he was convinced I had just witnessed the best sex on Earth!"
"What a loser!"
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1) A fan club for fat people who go to mcdonalds, have large saggy male breast, are greasy, are unfitt, cant climb more than one flight of stairs and overall are fat greasy people.
2) a joke invented by a high school student
3) a fan club for anyone who makes vommiting sound when working out on The Biggest Loser USA
1) obeseguy: "McDonalds fan club, hot damn sign me up".
2) kid1: hey this is gonna sound weird but just hear me out, ok?
kid2: ok, fire away
kid1: well imagine this mcdonalds commercial where a fat guy walks into mcdonalds and barges to the front of the que and shouts "GIVE ME A CHEESE BURGER", and then eats the acne ridden teenager working the cashregister.
kid2:.....you know, you should be on tv.
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people that have no common sense or knowledge of the game of football. They are also complete dirkers.
Did you see those Vikings fans over there? He looks like a retard.
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1) Describing one who loves each & every brother.
There are no more posters that read; "Joe, You're Hot. Nick, You're Cute. Kevin, You're Ok."
2) One who does not form a "Jonas Girlfriend/Wife Hate Club"
One who is happy for the brothers, no matter what they choose.
One who NEVER sends hate mail to an object of Jonas affection.
3) One who will spend excessive amounts of time and money to see the Jonas Brothers.
This includes;
Finding out tour dates
Skipping school or work to buy tickets
Driving or flying long distances to an appearance
Staying up until midnight to be the first to buy a cd
Making handmade presents for each brother
4) One who helps other Jonas fans in a time of need or crisis without reserve.
One who is there for his/her Jonas sisters/brothers.
One who understands when there is an OJD moment one can't control (ie; When Kevin does a back flip while playing guitar, Joe stands under the water on the World Tour 2009, Nick writes a soulful song, or Frankie does something adorable.)
5) Loving each brother for "Who I Am"
Note; Age range for True Jonas Fan ranges from 1-100.
There is no known cure. Anyone can be a TJF. No specification of gender for a TJF. A TJF will openly admit to being one, even at the risk of sounding conceited. A TJF is also supportive of Jonas Fangirls and help them to overcome their disorder ie; become the girls a Jonas would desire, not the screaming & annoying girls they are.
Example 1
Morgan- "Did you see where there was ANOTHER Kevin hate moment?!"
LaTanya- "What?! No!"
Morgan- "I know! We gotta show Kev some love!"
*girls precede to post on every Jonas site "WE LOVE KEVIN!"
Example 2
Hailey- "Ohmygosh! Did you hear that Joe has a new girlfriend"
Jade- "No way!! Man, I wish that was me. But oh well. As long as Joe is happy."
Hailey- "Way to be a True Jonas Fan."
Example 3
Maddie- *yawns*
Rachel- "Tired?"
Maddie- "Yeah. I stayed up till midnight to get the new Jonas Brothers cd and then was up until 3 memorizing the lyrics."
Example 4
Katy- *standing in line to get into concert* "I'm getting really dizzy." *Jonas fans begin pushing her to front of line and pounding on venue doors so that security lets her in. Then each fans sends a tweet to each Jonas letting them know what happened. Then each fan finds girl to make sure she is ok before they take their seat*
Example 5
Molly- "OHMYGOSH! Joe has a beard now!"
Liz- "Yeah! I don't really like it but of Joe does, then GO JOE!"
Molly- "Way to be a True Jonas Fan."
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isis is made out of Manchester United fans and Manchester city fans
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Someone who is obsessed with markiplier (a famous youtuber) They think they know every single detail about him and when someone else doesn't know a little detail they call them fake fans and think they are superior to them.
Markiplier is a youtuber who has as of 09/12/16 around 14 million subscribers and is pretty famous. I talk to a few people who are obsessed with him and I think this should be a definition.
Fake Markiplier fans:
Girl 1: " Where's the blacksmith"
Girl 2: *stares at her*
Girl 1: " You don't know what that means?!?!? Your not a real markiplier fan if you don't know what that means, one day you'll know ALL the references like ME"
Girl 2: "......okay.."
*she's too obsessed with Mark*
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