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A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.
B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name
A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever
B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup
When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
The act of a woman biting down on your dick with all her might until it Ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe
My girl friend found out about my side bitch and gave me a busted pipe.
I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.
That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.
When that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday hurts coming out, but the burn is still worth it. May cause uncontrollable sweating and sudden prayers and/or mild regret.
Watch out for the spicy pipes - if it burns going in, you know it’s gonna burn coming out!
When one must masturbate by his or herself
Looks like I’ll be solely piping tonight.
When it's your turn to have a go at the orgy but you're the last one in and everyone has nutted inside.
Joe: Hey everyone, it's Phil's turn to have a go! He'll be enjoying some 'Slimey Pipe'!
Phil: All I'm hearing is easy entry!