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Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017


Trauma points

An invisible point system that allows you to redeem points gained from a traumatic experience for popularity by telling stories about the experience.

Person 1: I saw numerous deaths, but i kept running to safety
Person 2: Oh i bet you were pissing your pants when that happened
Person 1: Shut up and let me redeem my trauma points

by S3B5 January 4, 2021


hood point

Like a good point, but one that reflects a manner of thinking consistent with life in the hood.

Bob: It's hot af outside.
John: Bro just put some ice in the fan!

Bob: Hood point!

by rosefly June 12, 2019


gay to the point

Immediately to the point. A gay way to say straight to the point.

Time is short so I'll get gay to the point (= explain the matter immediately).

by Unbeloved Versatile Gay Femboy October 10, 2023


bang points

Brownie Points for grown ups. The more you have with a certain person, the more likely you are to get banged.

Dude he totally just earned a mass amount of bang points.

by HM Smith September 12, 2014


two point spread

vulva

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.

by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023


What point am I trying to make?

The point I'm trying to make is that somone either spoke to God or they didn't. If they claim to have spoken to the creator of the universe and DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT... THEY ARE LYING. God DIDN'T tell them to kill the Ammelekites. God DIDN'T give Moses magic powers. And you either THINK THAT THAT HAPPENED... Or YOU DON'T THINK THAT THAT HAPPENED.

Hym "What point am I trying to make? The point I'm trying to make is that you're a fucking charlatan. You could tell the truth. But instead of doing that, you are LYING. You are a greedy power hungery LIAR. You are LYING to get the adulation of an incest cult. Where as I am telling the truth and having adulation within from me for the explicit purpose of preventing me from attaining a better life."

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024