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When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it
That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks
To describe a person that is so salty and or mad, they start coming uncontrollably from there eyeballs, causing pain and minor tickling
Look at that poor salty tart
I feel so bad for that salty tart
Someone that shafts you on a deal
Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.
One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.
Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber
When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .
Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?
When after a gang bang everyone ejaculates in the woman's mouth.
They filled her mouth like a salty spitune.
When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.
John: "So you didn't finish her off?"
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."