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You assaulted an old man in a bar you piece of shit.
Matt Brown "Show a little humility!"
Hym "I created A.I. and you assaulted an old man in a bar. No."
that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….
I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.
Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....
Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
Someone who is reserved yet confident. Not afraid to strut their stuff. Someone who has pride in what they do and who they are. Not as flashy as a stallion but is more rugged and useful. Works hard but can be exuberant when required and loves to be pampered.
That guy over there is a show donkey for sure.
Your local Amelia who pretends they are so smart when they get strait Fs.
somebody who is a try hard and does everything for attention and tries to act like they’re better than everyone else even though they’re literal trash.
ugh she is such a show off.
her make up is so ugly she is just showing off.
Someone who has to be the best at what they do and brag about it. (sometimes they think they are the best at something but they actually suck)
Omg she is so annoying all she does is show off!