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A Devil's Lunchbox is when a man has sex with a girl and her mom
I just had a Devil's Lunchbox with that t.h.o.t and milf!
When you shove a tiny funnel inside your japs-eye then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over a willing participants face.
Bro, I was trying to watch the game last night and the wife wouldn’t shut up, so I gave her a Devil’s Pepperspray
When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.
fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.
A man that stands more than 6 feet tall, makes more than 6 figures, and packs more than 6 inches
Girl, that guy is a devil's present.
When it’s kept aggressively cold indoors, by use of air conditioning, to overcompensate for the outside heat. The opposite of a regular sauna, where it is too hot inside but feels unbearably cold once you exit.
If it is 100 degrees and you are wondering whether you should have brought a light jacket to your work, school, etc., you have likely stumbled into a devil’s sauna.
My parents get upset if I touch the thermostat; they like to keep a devil’s sauna.
A phrase used by extreme-right religious activists to (literally) demonize the left.
The full quote is:
"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."
If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.