Paper smooth

When something smooooth like paper

Yk paper smooth

“Dam Jacob, that blunt paper smooth”

Something rlly soft and silky (smooth)

Paper Rape

Paper Rape is when your mom/dad signs a consent form for your field trip, educational enhancement, extracurricular participation, etc. without your actual consent

Dad: Son, I signed the consent form for the field trip
Son: Dad, I didn't want to go.
Dad: Oh no! I committed Paper Rape!

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

paper smart

When you take knowledge off of a paper

I at an A on the test I’m paper smart.

Sad Paper

Literature that upon consuming causes a universal sense of sadness.

"Hey bro did you read the climate action report they just published? We're so fucked!"
"Yeah for real bro, that was a real 'sad paper'."

Paper Ceiling

Limitations one faces without a bachelors degree.
no alumni network, etc; the paper ceiling is required for a functional society and pathways to attain the necessary document(s) are essential for evolution.
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Henry Alfred Steinway must acknowledged Henry Alfred Steinway’s’ paper ceiling; Kendall Jenner needs to accept Kendall Jenner’s’ paper ceiling.