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A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!
She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!
When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it
“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize”
When you try so hard to get rid of someone, but you always end up going back to them.
Person 1: "Why did you get back with me? Why not someone else?"
Person 2: "I don't know. I tried to get rid of you, but it seems like all roads lead to you."
Road Snaking or "Road Snakin" refers to a man who whores around and travels from women to woman while on the road to happiness.
"Dude Tony has been fucking a lot of girls lately"
"Yeah Nigga, He been road snaking all month"
Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.
When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
When a man pulls out after climax and the woman continues to have multiple orgasms without any extra stimulation. The event can last 2 to 15 minutes with orgasms at anywhere between 15 to 60 second intervals.
I was finally able to bring my girl down rainbow road last night.
Those who have shown someone the path to rainbow road are equal to our forefathers that brought knowledge to the world. Those who have walked down the path, have been transcended and experienced true nirvana.