Unc (Uncle)

A person who has mannerisms and a closet style that would imitate someone old.

O'Neal: This grass is gonna get it today!
Ryan: How old ARE you?
O'Neal: I'm literally the same age as you!
Ryan: Yeah okay... Unc (Uncle)

Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.

I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!

uncle scrooged

To be screwed beyond royal proportions.

That Asshole spawn killed me. I got Uncle Scrooged!!!

half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-uncle is a good person.

half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-uncle.

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident