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Urban Dictionary

Slang term used for someone who always turns a normal conversation into a sexual or perverted innuendo.

"My mom packed me a banana in my lunch"

"Your mom packed a banana where?"

"Ugh, you're such an Urban Dictionary"

by sarmonedoog March 29, 2010

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Urban Dictionary

A website where people like to post their names stating how big their dicks are because they are self-conscious and retarded

"DUUUUUUUH IM GOING TO PUT MY NAMES ON URBAN DICTIONARY BACUSE I HAVE A HUUUUUGE PENIS"
after which the individual cries softly to themselves

by megajs December 8, 2011

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Urban Dictionary

A place where the definitions reflect the opinions of those posting be they...

โ†’ racist
โ†’ sexist
โ†’ homophobic

or in a great number of cases, stroking the egos of the haves while degrading the self and public image of the have nots.

A typical definition on Urban Dictionary stats out like this:

X has little to no luck in love and life so therefore X is a loser etc, I'll make a definition on Urban Dictionary to really rub salt in their wounds while elevating their privileged tormentors to a much higher status.

by Altruism 45387 July 5, 2010

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Urban Dictionary

A place where white people go to figure out what black people are talking about. Also known as the Blactionary.

1.

Black friend: It's Saturday night . . . Turn Up!!

White Guy: *thinking* Um, I guess that's a thing . . . I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary

or

2.

Black guy on vine: THOTs be like . . . yadda yadda yadda

White guy: WTF is a "THOT"? I'll go to Urban Dictionary and see if this deserves a revine.

by Gonzo Writer April 1, 2014

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Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be cool, until they started censoring and checking every entry. This has made it not a public tool, but a band of moderators looking to approve or disapprove definitions as they see fit.

Now a running joke and a shadow of what it was.

Urban Dictionary used to be cool, until all the words were put before a panel of biased judges.

by Rooktastic June 15, 2010

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urban loadie

One who possesses the ability to drink themselves stupid on a regular basis while living within the city limits.

Hi, Urban loadie glug glug, how are you? glug glug glug, well see ya, glug glug. Glug gluggity glug glug.....GLUG!

by Paull December 10, 2006

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Urban Christmas

The act of idiots mass posting idiotic Christmas definitions that do not even exist on a site called Urbandictionary.com just because its Christmas, These people obviously have no lives there are to many dumb Christmas related Urban Dictionary definitions being added all of them idiotic.

P.S. This one counts.

Its begining to look alot like an Urban Christmas.

by chrissydablack December 25, 2009

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