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Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.
Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.
When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
its a book i'm assigned to read
Me: Man, I have to read "Thin Wood Walls"
Friend: Damn, that sucks.
someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports
Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.
“Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods”
A girl who sucks too much dick so she has to go to the dentist to get her tooth fixed.