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Go make love, fuck each other fuck each other.
Oh yeah, Sam McAlister and James Walker
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Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.
"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"
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Mommy, otherwise known as mommy? Sorry? I mean mommy sorry? Mommy
Damn, cam/Sam/nadine/Maddie/Layla are mommy
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super de duper cool. beyond all coolness.
Wow, that brand new porsche is the shiznito bang snip snap sam zap
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Probably doesn’t use shampoo because he doesn’t know what it is. This makes him REALLY greasy. 4’10” and wears black forces. Has a voice that makes him sound like the 🤓 Emoji.
“WHATS THAT SMELL??!!!”
“It’s probably the one kid named Sam 🤣🤣🤢🤓. He never washes his hair! I heard that he didn’t know shampoo was a thing until three months ago!!”
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The most refreshing drink you need.
"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.
On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek
Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then