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Free Turkey Dinner

A bargining chip used to pawn off unsuspecting customers

I'll give you two turkey dinners if you ring Ambrose O'Sullivan

by Herself July 22, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck The Free World

An unrealistic thought of fucking the entire world at no expense to the fucker or fuck-ee(s)

Johnny: wooah mama, I'm gonna fuck the free world.

Judd: Man, thats unrealistic, fucking the world would cause some sort of disease I'm sure.

by Tim Schell February 16, 2009

151๐Ÿ‘ 263๐Ÿ‘Ž


Free State Project

A project (joke) started by a group of paranoid right-wing nutjobs in 2001 with the goal of moving 20,000 Ron Paul ass-kissers/people who masturbate to "Atlas Shurgged" to New Hampshire in hopes of influencing the New Hampshire primary and local state politics. As of August 2009, only 750 members have moved to the Granite State, meaning the FSP has accomplished less than 4% of their initial goal.

Their organization is utterly ridiculous and their members usually rely on pathetic stunts and continuous whining to get what they want, which includes the privatization of otherwise public goods and services. The final goal of the project is to have New Hampshire secede from the rest of the USA, an action which was tried by the Confederate States for similar reasons and failed miserably.

The other day I saw some members of the Free State Project protesting public education down in Concord, and the day before that I saw a bunch of them protesting universal health care in Portsmouth. I take it public services take away our liberty.

by 603explorer August 14, 2009

90๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


Free tommy

How some British people would signal going to the toilet for a no. 2

โ€œIโ€™m just going to free tommyโ€

โ€œTo free a nasty little shit thatโ€™s been locked upโ€

by Dog breath 3000 October 11, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 146๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fear-Free Math

When math-fearful believers need no longer suffer, if they would look up to Jesus, who died for them on the cross, whose blood has paid for every deliverance and healing of their addictions and afflictionsโ€”and this includes their freedom from mathophobia.

God can restore confidence in someoneโ€™s attitude towards math, be it by directing them to a better teacher, tutor, or textbook, because He wants them to live a fear-free math lifestyle.

by MathPlus January 8, 2019

270๐Ÿ‘ 454๐Ÿ‘Ž


Free range enema

An organic backyard bowel and anal cleanse

If you're feeling clogged up but you want to use natural medicine, try a free range enema to clean you out

by Lord Lizey Lloyd August 28, 2017


AWS Free Tier

Abuse of the word "free" to mean costs money. Often used in marketing to create an illusion of free, going against the traditional definition of the word free, but actually an upsell into a confined, non-free service.

Start using the AWS free tier for free.

by GraceHopper July 17, 2022