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Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?
When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue
Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.
The act of two penises touching each other gently during homosexual intercourse.
Majella walked in on her uncles noodle bumping
When ur noodles are old and become harry
“Bro how were your noodles”
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro”
A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.
Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.
Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.
having sexual intercourse without the use of a condom.
person 1: me and that chick over there did it last night!
person 2: were you safe?
person 1: naw i had to go raw noodle.
person 2: good luck with that.