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An ageing late twenties male from Wymering near Portsmouth with a hair style dating back to the 60's. He is a balding individual whose temper has a tendency to effect his ability to think before he speaks. Suffers from strange bouts of depression perhaps due to his loss of hair or for crashing his car and results in him lashing out on buildings, pouring drink over his mates and admitting his love to people. This disease has become infectious and has now passed on to others causing those effected to arrange trips to the zoo rather than go out clubbing for example. This individual is a keen musician opting for the classical style from ideas gathered listening to his favourite station, Angel F.M. Curiosity surrounds his need to work for Sainsburys when he could actually work in the shop he lives above, but Tall Paul is a unique character who is very hard to understand. Also suffers from partial blindness due to constant action off his right hand.
"No it ain't facking tough luck!"
"You facking twat, turn the facking light off!!"
"Its like a football injury, you don't rush back into training."
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being really shit at your proffessional job
"mann you are doing a paul to that fish"
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OH LOOK I SEE A DEAD BODY MAYBE I SHOULD TASE IT
OH NO LOGAN PAUL HAS COME TO THE CEMETARY
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Logan Paul
A ded man
Because he accepted ksi to a boxing match
Person 1: hey what happened to Logan Paul
Person2: he ded m8
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The name of that shithole X-viner/youtube vlogger who posted a video of a victim of suicide in the Japanese Suicide Forest.
Person 1: Hunty please unsub from Logan Paul, he's an insensitive prick.
Person 2: But he didn't mean anything he did/say!
Person 1: If he didn't mean it, he wouldn't have done it.
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