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an act of fellatio between a pseudo-gay bear, and a cub in which the bear holds up the cub in both arms in mid-air, and proceeds to fellate the younger cub.
Blowing ones load is optional.
did you just give him a mid-air blowjob?
My arms are tired from holding you up during the mid air blowjob.
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The act of farting in ones mouth
I gave your mom a hot air balloon after she yelled at me for jacking off with her thong.
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A sexual act that is executed as follows:
The male inserts his foreskin into a receiving individual's anus or vagina and asks said receiving individual to either fart or queef, respectively, thus filling the area between the foreskin and glans penis with warm gas. The male then exits the orifice, swiftly pinching his penis as to trap the air. There must be enough air as to obviously distend the foreskin for this maneuvar to be considered a success.
Man I love getting hot air balloons but am damn tired of the urinary tract infections.
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When someone is very obviously on drugs. Usually Meth.
Look that that tweeker over there eating air biscuits.
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The mexican version of Air Force One, not to be confused with the mexican nikes Air Force Juans
Just in, the president of Mexico went over the WALL. Looks like he's escorted in the Air Force Juan
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A political disaster that is similar to boy scouts but actualy gives over zeluos adults rank and control over their children and their childs peers.
Many a ambitious cadets CAP career was destroyed by a fat peice of shit parent.
oh and god help me if they ever look for me.
"I will promote you after my son is promoted"
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