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To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.
To Tear a new asshole:
After a flute concert:
Mother, I tore them a new asshole!
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When you are looking at the most hilarious posting on the Internet, and there is a rate section, and most are thumbs up and one thumb down...Unfortunately.
That One Negative Asshole has to try and spoil everything. sigh. Can't they get a grip on life, and piss their pants every once in a while?
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Someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. They have no life - making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples...
Mary- your a right Answers Addicted Asshole
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a dude who has a one night stand with a girl one day and then shortly thereafter tries to get with another girl.
Wow, John is such an asshole guy. He hooked up with Priscilla at a party last week and went all the way with her, and now he just got with Sarah Beth last night.
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It's when you love a mexican and he dont love you back. So you cant be mad a t him because you love him.
What did you say to bobby over there?
I told him "te amo asshole"
What does that mean?
It means i love you asshole
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A person who continually lies, has no arguments, and has a habit of insulting anyone who disagrees with them.
This person is insulting that guy so much it looks like he is infected with Trump Asshole Syndrome.
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The word most commonly used against a dick/asshole/any guy that has all the women/cheating or wife beating asshole.
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