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Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter
Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and had some Bacon & Eggs
Manipulating someone into performing a service or favour on your behalf with the promise of bacon as the reward.
Brenda, have you tried bacon baiting Cyril into beating the pussy up?
To be extremely awesome. Based off of an image which shows Joss Whedon playing D&D with the Golden Girls in a pub in a D&D-like world, an image which is, both literally and by this definition, framed with bacon.
Person1: Holy shit! Look at this picture!
Person2: Oh My God! Is that Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie Unicorn?
Person1: It sure as shit is!
Person2: That is totally Framed with Bacon!
Alternately
Person2: Oh My God! It's Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie-Unicorn... Framed with Bacon!!!
Another version of bacon, but tastes completely different and better.
"Yes I would like a bacons skillet please!"
*at a breakfast restaurant*
"Hi, What would you like today?"
"Oh yes, I would like a bacone skillet!"
When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip
Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers
A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.
Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny
Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.