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Stars and Bars

The phrase refers to a banner whose design was copied from the British Union Jack. It was used by some armed mobs of southern (Confederate) traitors in the period 1861 to 1865.

The War of the Rebellion, also known as the Civil War was fought for the worst cause of any war in history: to perpetuate the enslavement of human beings by their fellow human beings for monetary gain (very similar to what modern day Republicans are doing). The Stars and Bars is the best known flag of that digusting and vile cause.

We enjoy defiling the Stars and Bars wherever we find it. Especially when it's in the form of a tatoo on a chicken shit fascist.

by Jubilation T. Corndog September 15, 2007

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Stars and Bars

The phrase refers to a banner, which was copied from the British Union Jack, and was used by some of the mobs of Southern (Confederate) traitors in the period 1861 to 1865.

The War of the Rebellion, also known as the Civil War was fought for the worst cause of any war in history: to perpetuate the enslavement of human beings by their fellow human beings for monetary gain (not unlike what the modern day Republicans are trying to do). The Stars and Bars is the best known flag of that digusting and vile cause.

We enjoy defiling the Stars and Bars wherever we find it. Especially when it's in the form of a tatoo on a chicken shit fascist.

by Jubilation T. Corndog August 10, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


O-Bar-Dom

The act of getting so drunk at the O-Bar in Grand Cayman that you have been dominated emotionally, physically, and mentally resulting in short-term memory loss and total domination

Squishy: "Oh man, what happened last night?"

Nick: "We were all O-Bar-Dom'd."

by O-Bar March 24, 2011

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Heath Ledger Bar

A new chocolate product comprised of the followiing ingredients:

25% Chocolate
25% Alcohol
50% Sleep Aids

The new suicide craze is going on now!
Pick yourself up a Heath Ledger Bar at your local retail store and enjoy the chocolate goodness.

by GB Sage February 13, 2008

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Last Power Bar

That point in the day or event where you feel completely exhausted and cannot continue without the need of an adult beverage, the threat of constant complaining or the complete collapse of your will to live. A reference to the battery life of a cell phone.

After six hours of walking around Disneyland I was on my "last power bar", but I knew Space Mountain was all we had left so I powered thru the pain.

by Azrag February 19, 2014

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Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.

Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.

by Mr. Ormaack September 18, 2015

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Granola bar titties

Long flat titties

Damn! That girl got some tasty granola bar titties!

by Potatolover November 15, 2020

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