Mean bean

One of the several flavors available in the Monster Java Energy Drink line. The best Java flavor to exist.

ALSO, an adjective to describe somebody who is WORSE than a bad bean. Mean beans are not just bad, they may also be racist, homophobic, etc. or an asshole in general.

1. Mean Bean is the best monster flavor. Ong
2. That guy called my Asian friend a racial slur. He’s a MEAN BEAN!

bean cushion

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

Bush beans

When a trans male has a vagina installed but opts to keep the testicles.

Check out the bush beans on that sweet tranny!

grow bean

A absolute Twat

Your mum is a grow bean

bean bounce

When a girls clit swells right before she cums and you flick it so it bounces

Man you wont believe the bean bounce i gave my girl last night

The law of Bean

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

beans knees

Cleverly derived from the phrase “Bee’s Knees”, Beans Knees is a phrase used to describe a great coffee.

“Yo bro, this new coffee is seriously the Beans Knees!!!”