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Boner Water

A swimming pool with Gay guys in it.

That pool over there has boner water in it.

by CM 2.0 May 15, 2017

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semi boner

when the tip of your cock is floppy but the rest is as hard as a brick.

omg tommy you have a semi boner.

by tommysucks February 19, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


America boner

When one is so overwhelmed with patriotism and national pride that his penis becomes fully erect.

Upon hearing the national anthem, Bill was sporting an America boner, flying at full mast.

by dubbleh16 October 6, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


deceased boner

1. An erectial difficulty
2. Those women who are sexually unappealing

Maaaaan, Renee Zelwegger sure is a deceased boner!

by garrett kearney June 12, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


doaner boner

When you begin to get a massive erection due to watching Shane Doan kick ass!

Person 1: Wow, did you see Doan score that goal!
Person 2: Ya, gave me a massive doaner boner....

by hockey muslim February 29, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


prom boner

The erection an inexperienced young man gets while dancing with a woman.

Can also be used to describe any uncontrollable public erection.

Man, I got the worst prom boner dancing with Erica last night. It was so embarrassing!

by leporinis February 2, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


food boner

when one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good meal.

I got a food boner yesterday when i saw how much bacon there was

by Gurt B Frobe August 10, 2006

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