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when your grandma and grandpa doesn't like to cook on thje stove and they cook in the toilet, and that makes mushroomm soup in my mouth.
Bertilda: I want nuked bunny sandwiches if you dont gimme i will get my revolver and murder you
Sandy moshipo: no, you ate 3 slices of pizza on the toilet 3 centimeters ago.
bertilda: *loads gun*
Sandy died the end.
Moral: always obey your friend if they have a revolver on you.
They are technically partners in crime.
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A car whore a woman who sleeps with men because of their cars
Dude check out that rocket bunny she only likes that guy for his car
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Ski instructor looking for a snow bunny to ride the slopes.
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When a man is nailing a girl from behind so furociously and fast, she thinks "Thumper" is literaly kicking her in the ass. At point of climax he than blasts a load to her face that would make Bambi shiver.
So Manny how did the date with Beth go last night?
"Oh I got that trick good with a "Bunny Blast Her". On top of that, I got my cardio work out along with it."
So Beth how did your date with Manny go last night?
"It felt like he was drumming "wipe out" on my ass"
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Someone who is: emo, a furry, has unexplainable terrible humor, high levels of cringe, bad style, is into mushrooms and frogs, and probably named arson with several mental illnesses or 23 different sexualities.
“Yes, she’s a bunny hat bozo… oh shit, my bad. Froggyuwu is a bunny hat bozo. I don’t wanna be transphobic of course”
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