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A check done to ensure someone isn’t a seppo, whether it be of mind or body.
The term was originally coined in “a group that anyone can join except if you’re from the US” on Facebook but has since been extended to multiple other groups across the social media platform.
“Did you just say you don’t think guns in schools are bad? We need a seppo check over here!”
Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
A Vibe Check Bat is a bat that is used to vibe check people mostly bullies but can also be used to vibe check other people.
Kk:Time for a vibe check
*grabs bat*
Dylan:plez no
Ok is using a Vibe Check Bat
similar to hip check but performed on weebs
-Do You know Steven from 2E?
-Yeah, I've waifu checked him yesterday for his waifu shirt
When You hip check somebodys waifu so hard, she implodes waist down.
Men1: Men i love Darkness from Konosuba! *20minutes monologue about tits and ass of cartoon girl*
Men2: She got waifu checked last night, You can scrape her from the wall.
For fucking idiots who spell left cheek wrong
Person1: oh my gawd that’s a thicc left check
Person2: don’t you mean cheek you fucking weeb
Person1: *cries*