cow prancing

The act of walking over several naked fat women or men depending on your type and crushing their genitalia

Yo did you hear about the dude that went “cow prancing” last night

Yeah I heard it was wicked

The milk is in the cow

everything is where is it supposed to be, the task has been completed

The milk is in the cow and coming your way.

Piggy-Piggy-Cow

An obese woman that walks around a bar, you can feel the thunder of her step on the ground as she walks. She is to be captured on video due to its rarity. If you say piggy-piggy-cow while it’s on video it will be forced to lose weight

Reagan-“Pull out your phone it’s a Piggy-Piggy-Cow”
JP-(takes phone out)

Everyone at the bar-“PIGGY-PIGGY-COW, that fat fucking Cunt Get out of here!!”
result~Piggy-Piggy-Cow looses weight

Cow-word

A word or phrase which displays weakness, fear and no backbone. A word that is lacking conviction and certainty.

Examples of cow-words are : "Maybe", "I'll let you kNOw", "I can't" , "I'm scared",

Cowe

A person described as a cowe

God, your a fat cowe

Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.

I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.

juju the cow

The fursona of an LA comedian known by his screen name Dick Masterson. He was famous for a segment on Dr. Phil saying men are superior to women. He was also a high school prom king.

Did you know Dick Masterson dressed up as juju the cow for this year's Burning Man Festival?