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When you rub dirt on your dick, stick it in her ass and ask her for any extra change. When she says "No", you bash her head in with a brick and take her recyclables.
I went back to chick's place last night and did a hobo death to her. Needed some extra scratch.
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When your dog is sleeping with their ass towards your face and you hear a faint whistle sound come from their ass.
My dog almost killed me last night with her death whistle.
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An alcoholic drink made with absinthe and Green Amp
I am going to drink the electric death
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The Cocktail Of Death is the last resort. If you need to work through the night to finish something so vital you are willing to risk death. The Cocktail Of Death is made by opening a Mega Monster and pouring a 5 Hour energy in it.
(WARNING: DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!! YOU COULD DIE!!! DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!!).
Jake: Jase, pray for me.
Jase: Man what's wrong??
Jake: I need to finish a 29 more page on my research paper, its due in 10 hours...
Jase: NOO you can't its not worth it!!!
Jake: I have to dang-it I need its power. I need the Cocktail Of Death.
Jase: *In tears*
Jake: If something happens to me, tell my family I loved them.
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When you are fucking a girl in the ass and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her gaping asshole before it closes. Just like in the Star Wars movie he had a limited time and a small target to shoot in order to successfully blow up the Death Star.
I'm so proud of myself man I succeeded in performing the Death Star last night , she couldn't believe I made it!
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An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)
Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.
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1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.
2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.
"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."
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